Spears Saved From Certain Death

Last week, just prior to Britney Spears being committed by her parents, I had a vision of Britney dying in a fiery car crash! I also saw that it was not an accident. But something else nagged on me and I decided not to post what I saw and now I understand why. The balance has shifted because someone else close to Britney took control and altered the situation. In my vision I saw that someone who has been chasing Britney decided to cash in on her by staging or purposefully causing an accident where she would be photographed dead or dying. Someone is tired of waiting for Britney to provide valuable photo opportunities and has decided to take matters into his own hands for one big Britney payoff moment. I believe there may be a conspiracy among some of the paparazzi to stage a big dramatic event involving Britney. I think Britney has seen this vision too. I believe that all of this Britney obsession has been leading up to this tragic photo-event and at the last minute the people who really love her took control and preempted fate. Love really does conquer all. I hope that now the heat will be off her and she can recover from her near-death experience. The person(s) planning this dastardly act have grown weary of waiting for Britney to provide photo opportunites and they have decided to take her out for a big early payoff. They don't care if they kill the golden egg laying goose because they know that another one is right around the corner (Paris, Lindsey, Nichole R.). I think Lindsey is the next best target because she's pretty much on her own but the isolated Britney was irresistible. Now that her parents have come to the rescue the paps will have to back off and seek more accessible subjects. Britney will be leaving California and returning home to live with her mother until she has recovered. Then she will get her career back into gear and get her kids back.

In the meantime the conspirators are confused and confounded. They were counting on the cash that photos of Britney's bizarre and grisly death would generate. They are beginning to wonder if someone inside their cabal has ratted them out. Suddenly profitable photo opportunities are scarce. Where are the A list train wrecks hiding? Why are they hiding?

Cloverfield

An new fresh Americanized version of the classic "Godzilla" will be a big hit from the very moment of it's January 18th premier. The pre-release publicity is a total success, people are looking forward to this flick. I detect good vibes and lots of money for the studio. The media is a bit distracted by the writer's strike and the primaries but at any other time they'd be on this.

Could This Get Any More Dull and Boring?

i guess not...

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